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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Fruit Pie~ on 12/9/2012, 09:50

This is a good thread for cool people.

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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Loki on 12/9/2012, 12:51

Vitriol is having a raging hard-on just by seeing a thread dedicated for him.

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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Vitriol on 12/9/2012, 15:25

this is segregation!
i demand justice!
what next? do i have to sit at the back of the bus and use a different drinking fountain?

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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Vitriol on 12/9/2012, 15:26

Skotlex wrote:If I can't recognize her in the sense that she's not feminine anymore, then she wouldn't be my girlfriend no more :v

Man, plastic surgery wasn't supposed to make you look better? And this thread should be split off. It could be something like "Vitriol's Bizarre World." It has a certain ring to it.

when she finally gets old and un-feminine, i will be there for you baby.
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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Vitriol on 12/9/2012, 15:54

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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Stonechimes on 12/9/2012, 19:15

Vitriol gets his own room and straight jacket.
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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Vitriol on 13/9/2012, 01:38

so skot...do you satisfy your girlfriend as a man?
how many clitical hits have you given her? how long do you last? not long enough, i bet.
i dont mind if you come early. inf fact, the sooner you finish, the sooner we can do it again, right?


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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Vitriol on 13/9/2012, 02:11

Stonechimes wrote:Vitriol gets his own room and straight jacket.
that would be a bit of a misonomer
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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Loki on 13/9/2012, 05:32

MISO MISO MISO
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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Skotlex on 13/9/2012, 07:54

Heh, now Vitriol's into asking personal questions that people don't ask each other in public :B
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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Vitriol on 13/9/2012, 15:56

avoiding the question, eh? i know the answer then...you've never given your girlfriend a clitical hit.
its okay, you can be honest with me. we are going to make this relationship work
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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Fruit Pie~ on 13/9/2012, 21:17

Skotlex wrote:Heh, now Vitriol's into asking personal questions that people don't ask each other in public :B

Answer the man, Skot. Do YOU give your girlfriend vague, disgustingly nerdy sex references using RPG terms?

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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Vitriol on 14/9/2012, 01:16

Fruit Pie~ wrote:
Skotlex wrote:Heh, now Vitriol's into asking personal questions that people don't ask each other in public :B

Answer the man, Skot. Do YOU give your girlfriend vague, disgustingly nerdy sex references using RPG terms?
oh honey,




i'm talking about ORGASMS. not that you would know anything about those; your sex life being as dreary as it is
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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Fruit Pie~ on 14/9/2012, 01:25

Vitriol wrote:
Fruit Pie~ wrote:
Skotlex wrote:Heh, now Vitriol's into asking personal questions that people don't ask each other in public :B

Answer the man, Skot. Do YOU give your girlfriend vague, disgustingly nerdy sex references using RPG terms?

oh honey, i'm talking about ORGASMS. not that you would know anything about those; your sex life being as dreary as it is
You tell me, bro. You're the one with 100+ transvestite picture posts in a dead videogame forum.

Also, you were talking about... ugh... clitical hits. That's not an orgasm! That's not even metaphorically an orgasm! That's rolling d20 for rear penetration.

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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Vitriol on 14/9/2012, 01:50

fyi, skot and i are in a very loving relationship. he has given me plenty of orgams
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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Skotlex on 14/9/2012, 08:22

Fruit Pie~ wrote:Also, you were talking about... ugh... clitical hits. That's not an orgasm! That's not even metaphorically an orgasm! That's rolling d20 for rear penetration.
xD Oh my, you guys are getting definitely kinky geek now.

My girlfriend is a newbie to videogames and geekness, though, so she wouldn't get any reference, at all.

On the upside, she has shown an interest into being... ahem, trained in the ways of a gaming geek. Make of that what you will :B
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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Fruit Pie~ on 14/9/2012, 09:27

Vitriol wrote:fyi, skot and i are in a very loving relationship. he has given me plenty of orgams
See? So he DOES give you, uh... clitical hits (sic). Gotcha!

Also, Skot, do you mean she only plays iOS games, Facebook farm simulators and Tetris? :B

...my god I feel misogynistic. What am I doing?

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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Loki on 14/9/2012, 14:15

I wonder what would happen if we all meet in real life. Especially Vitriol.
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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Vitriol on 14/9/2012, 22:58

Fruit Pie~ wrote:
Vitriol wrote:fyi, skot and i are in a very loving relationship. he has given me plenty of orgams
See? So he DOES give you, uh... clitical hits (sic). Gotcha!

Also, Skot, do you mean she only plays iOS games, Facebook farm simulators and Tetris? :B

...my god I feel misogynistic. What am I doing?
yes, skot is very adept at satisfying men.
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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Vitriol on 14/9/2012, 22:59

Loki wrote:I wonder what would happen if we all meet in real life. Especially Vitriol.
why in fact, skot and i are having our wedding next week, and you are all invited!
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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by to3phu on 14/9/2012, 23:10

give any female "casual gamer" sim, and she will fall back to the shadows
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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Fruit Pie~ on 15/9/2012, 00:12

to3phu wrote:give any female "casual gamer" sim, and she will fall back to the shadows
Now take those games away, and she'll forever sleep~

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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Vitriol on 15/9/2012, 04:45

Fruit Pie~ wrote:
to3phu wrote:give any female "casual gamer" sim, and she will fall back to the shadows
Now take those games away, and she'll forever sleep~
so fruit... how many women have stuck their fingers into your pie?
has hydro had the chance yet?
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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Loki on 15/9/2012, 07:02

Vitriol wrote:
Fruit Pie~ wrote:
to3phu wrote:give any female "casual gamer" sim, and she will fall back to the shadows
Now take those games away, and she'll forever sleep~
so fruit... how many women have stuck their fingers into your pie?
has hydro had the chance yet?

Vitriol is probably adding materials for his fan-fiction.
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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Fruit Pie~ on 15/9/2012, 12:35

Loki wrote:
Vitriol wrote:
Fruit Pie~ wrote:
to3phu wrote:give any female "casual gamer" sim, and she will fall back to the shadows
Now take those games away, and she'll forever sleep~
so fruit... how many women have stuck their fingers into your pie?
has hydro had the chance yet?

Vitriol is probably adding materials for his fan-fiction.
Hopefully so. Everyone probably remembers how utterly fantastic Hydro's fanfic was back in the old forums.

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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Crazy Toni on 15/9/2012, 22:08

I have tasted Fruit Pie's pie.

And it was delicious.

And it made me so happy.
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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Stonechimes on 17/9/2012, 18:52

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Re: Vitriol's Bizarre World

Post by Loki on 18/9/2012, 07:10

I'm sure I want seconds!
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