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Post by bombxhead on 27/2/2014, 23:22

[ Eeeeh, I don't have any. ]
[ kill her family and say that if she doesn't move the next will be her? ]
[ or just kill her ]
[ or whatever really, you probably are able to come up with better ideas yourself so I don't even know what I'm saying. ]

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Post by Vitriol on 28/2/2014, 05:50

i like to think that i have a healthy aversion to prison...

cmon gimme something passive aggressive that requires minimal effort to scare her enough so that i never have to be in the same room as her. minimal effort passive aggressive so that i can actually find the energy to do it.

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Post by Vitriol on 28/2/2014, 05:51

so far i left some schematics for parcel bombs around the house with her name on it so she thinks that i'm gonna send her a bomb by mail Laughing
she literally runs away every time i enter the room Razz 
its hilarious because she doesn't seem to comprehend the fact that parcel bombs are designed to go off when the sender is in a different room


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Post by Vitriol on 28/2/2014, 05:55

have you ever seen somebody so ugly that you just felt compelled to recommend them to a plastic surgeon?
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Post by Vitriol on 1/3/2014, 01:35

of course you have, you have all seen hydrocortizone and to3phu  Razz  Razz
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Post by bombxhead on 3/3/2014, 15:03

[ You may not want to read this. ]

[ vitriol, kill a cockroach and put inside her mouth while she sleeps then wake her up after you made sure she's finished smashing the thing inside her mouth. Tell her you'll do it everyday from then on. ]
[The "then's" are for if she does not leave. Not in any order of sorts. They are mostly childish pranks, but meh. ]
[ Then start breaking her stuff. Then start leaving food of sorts [like, meat, sweets] in hidden places or in clothes. Then just outright drop that sort of thing on the open. Then start putting glue in her hair. Then change to super glue. Then glue her hair to the pillow/bed. Then put a worm of sorts on her ear in the next day [preferably dead]. Then start putting live things inside her mouth.  Then, whenever she's eating something, say something to make her lose appetite. Then fill the place with things she does not like. Then start mental torture. Then say things that hurts just from thinking about it. Then start dropping water in her everyday to wake her up. Drop sweet stuff, if there is insects flying by. ]

[ Then, seriously, if she does not leave, then just make it so she never leaves again. Make it so she can't walk, or drag herself out, nor speak. Just bring her over to the one place whereas she'll never ever need anything. ]

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Post by Vitriol on 4/3/2014, 16:27

locked doors...and like i said, minimal effort plz kthx
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Post by bombxhead on 5/3/2014, 00:27

[ like, for lazy people? ]
[ hm ]
[ that is somewhat hard. ]
[ I'll try to think about it later]

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Post by Vitriol on 5/3/2014, 07:01

hehehe  Very Happy
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Post by bombxhead on 7/3/2014, 00:45

[ looks like this place is just about abandoned ]
[ well, it has been quite a while since you started messing with your room share person ]
[ didn't she leave yet? ]
[ and no, I couldn't come up with anything. except my first/second suggestion, which should be possible even for a lazy person [Not hard! Fast! Effective! Priceless! With not exactly the best/lightest consequences ever! [Actually, jail is sort of a price to pay, so nevermind "Priceless!"] ]

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Post by Vitriol on 7/3/2014, 16:51

she's on the ropes! already searching for a new rental place. 

but ya'know, if i leave dead stuff lying around, i will have to smell it too...
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Post by bombxhead on 7/3/2014, 18:01

[ oh. I suppose so. hm ]
[ Yeah, stuff smelling would be bad ]
[ but well, she already left, so congratulations! ]
[ may you lead a happier life now ]

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Post by Vitriol on 8/3/2014, 05:20

hey skot, how can i use the modem/router to redirect her university page to gay porn websites? teach me your magic!!!!!  bounce  bounce
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Post by bombxhead on 8/3/2014, 07:55

[ I don't think that'll take "minimal effort", though. Are you less lazy for that sort of thing then? ]

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Post by Vitriol on 9/3/2014, 09:17

she left the newspapers open to the apartment listing page. but she is still on the fence Sad

fruit! i know u r a vicious cunt! help me out here!
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Post by Fruit Pie~ on 9/3/2014, 23:23

Really, dude, you haven't gone for the obvious!

Threaten to rape her!

If she does not comply, then actually go and do it. I don't doubt your ability to do it (you still have a dick, right?), nor do I imagine your cold, black heart will refuse to.

Your chances of involving the police are reduced, even, because women not reporting that specific crime is a worldwide problem! o/ You can thank societal pressures, the western culture and Reddit's Men's Rights fuckheads for that!

EDIT : Or you could ask nicely. Either works.

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Post by bombxhead on 10/3/2014, 13:34

Vitriol wrote:have you ever seen somebody so ugly that you just felt compelled to recommend them to a plastic surgeon?
[ I don't think he'd want to rape her, though, fruit. ]

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Post by Fruit Pie~ on 10/3/2014, 15:07

I thought that was referring to Tofu and Hydro as per his later post, and if there's someone I'm sure Vitriol doesn't want to fuck it's Tofu.

That, or you were referring to his latent homosexuality, in which case carry on.

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Post by Vitriol on 11/3/2014, 00:33

i should probably mention that she is my sister...  silent
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Post by Fruit Pie~ on 11/3/2014, 01:17

Bullshit. Incest hasn't stopped great people from fucking someone. You're not even great, so you've nothing to lose!

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Post by Vitriol on 11/3/2014, 02:42

not into incest. except twincest, heh brb going to comb through my twincest collection
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Post by bombxhead on 13/3/2014, 16:36

[ it's your sister? weren't you talking about selling her socks or something [quite] a while ago? ]
[ why would you want to get rid of profit? ]

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Post by Vitriol on 14/3/2014, 01:31

my buyer said that her panties didn't smell good enough compared to his "other girls" -_-
and there aren't any buyers on craigslist right now
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Post by bombxhead on 15/3/2014, 02:14

[ Oh. I guess it's just past the expiration date merchandise now. ]
[ you know, this thousand posts has turned into some sort of weird thing. Whatever. ]

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Post by Vitriol on 15/3/2014, 22:51

en garde!

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Post by Vitriol on 25/3/2014, 19:52

Fruit Pie~ wrote:I thought that was referring to Tofu and Hydro as per his later post, and if there's someone I'm sure Vitriol doesn't want to fuck it's Tofu.

That, or you were referring to his latent homosexuality, in which case carry on.
i think you meant flagrant homosexuality

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Post by Vitriol on 3/4/2014, 15:58

where did everybody go? come back so that i can insult and offend you some more.
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Post by Vitriol on 9/4/2014, 03:27

have i finally trolled the server to death?
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